How did these two even win the hunger games?
*loses followers*
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*loses life*
*gains weight*
People always say “how long is your dick” but they never say “how deep is your vagina” let’s fight for women’s rights!
WE LIVE IN A GENERATION WHERE LOSING YOUR CELLPHONE IS WORSE THAN LOSING YOUR VIRGINITY.
when guys talk about how gross periods are i just laugh because guys have a floppy piece of flesh that gets hard and that’s pretty fuckin weird, bucko
if you think i’m ugly now you should have seen me in 2009
“really to be honest with you, I find myself sort of sitting in the corner by myself just consuming it … Chocolate. It makes you feel good all over.”
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